Hey there, homeowner! Or should we say, hey there, the person who’s unknowingly throwing money out the window because of energy inefficiencies? Yeah, we went there. And we’re not leaving until we’ve made our point.

Remember when your parents used to nag you about leaving the lights on in every room? Turns out, they were onto something. But don’t worry, this isn’t a “we told you so” moment. Well, maybe a little. Or a lot. But who’s counting?

You see, your home is full of energy vampires. No, not the Twilight kind. We’re talking about things that suck the energy right out of your home and the money right out of your wallet. And no, garlic won’t help.

Did you know that your air conditioner is only supposed to be 20° less than it is outside? Or that your windows radiate 95° temperatures right next to the vent trying to get your house to 72 degrees? And don’t even get us started on the dryer settings. Hotter and shorter, or cooler and longer? It’s like the Goldilocks of laundry decisions.

And remember when Grandma used to say, “Close the door, we’re not air conditioning the whole neighborhood!” Well, if your home isn’t properly insulated, you kind of are. And if it’s overly insulated, you might as well be growing your own indoor rainforest. Sorry, Grandma.

But here’s the deal. We’re offering free consultations and evaluations of your home. Yes, you read that right. FREE. As in, no money. So we ain’t buying the “I can’t afford it” excuse but it’s ok, you don’t need to buy anything either.

“Nothing’s Free”, though, right? Yep, thats exactly right. And this is how we build this relationship. Still skeptical? Don’t worry, we wouldn’t be good consultants if we didn’t understand you. Most companies out there purchase leads or pay for marketing. So normally, if I wanted to sit down and talk to you, I’d have to pay money to do that and you might not buy anything at all. So it literally saves me money to offer this consultation for free. So, it’s a win-win, really.

We’re not salesmen, we’re consultants. We don’t sell things. We are educators and guides. We help you make informed decisions about things you do purchase, and yes, we will make some money if you do end up purchasing something from a partner, but we’re only valuable if we have multiple options available and guide you to the thing that gives you a return on investment of time or money.

“I’m way too ADHD for this,” you say, as you scroll through Facebook for the umpteenth time today. But let’s be real, you’re about to scroll on something else that’s a bigger waste of time than your house is wasting energy right now.
Our energy experts will take a look at your home and point out all the ways you’re wasting energy (and money). Then, they’ll give you a plan to fix it. And no, it doesn’t involve moving into a cave and living by candlelight.
So, why not give it a shot? What’s the worst that could happen? You save money? You make your home more comfortable? You stop cooling down the whole neighborhood or breathe in the same recycled air bringing you closer to sleeping with a bag over your head as CO2 levels continue to rise? I know! The horror!

Now, we know what you’re thinking. “This post is already testing the limits of my seven-second social media attention span. My thumb is practically twitching to swipe over to TikTok for another motivational video you like watching so you can imagine all the productive things you could be doing just so you can feel good and mentally pat yourself on the back. But hear us out.

Sure, you could spend the next 30 seconds watching another clip that’ll make you feel good about yourself for thinking about doing something you’re never gonna do. Like that video on good posture you forwarded to all your friends, as you sit there slumped over reading this. (Pssst – – Posture Up! You’re welcome for the reminder, don’t worry, we got you – – Wink ) But let’s get real.

Why not take a tiny chunk of that endless scrolling time and do something that might actually make a difference in your life? Crazy concept, right?

Click here to schedule your free consultation and home evaluation today